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Signs for basketball fans

Michaela Hyde

Connector Staff

Aries: Just because you’re at a sporting event, doesn’t mean you need to start fighting. This isn’t hockey bruh, calm down.

Taurus: There’s definitely not enough overpriced beer at this game.

Gemini: Live tweets the game and makes sure to highlight every single missed shot, by both teams.

Cancer: Actually tears up whenever the score gets close.

Leo: We get it; you look dope in a basketball jersey. Are you even watching the game or just taking selfies? #swag

Virgo: Started planning for March Madness before the home opener even began. It’ll pay off at the end of the season to start preparing now! Really!

Libra: You know, you always said you’d look great with someone taller, right? Basketball players are the new #relationshipgoals

Scorpio: Please stop yelling rude comments during free throws; you’re a bad sports fan.

Sagittarius: Unfortunately, the morph suit isn’t appropriate for basketball games. And we get that you’re enthusiastic but please tone down the Wave attempts.

Capricorn: Someone’s definitely doing some shady betting on how high scoring this game is going to be #hustler

Aquarius: Complains about how basketball doesn’t have the same aggressive thrill as hockey and football but still manages to attend every game.

Pisces: Please stop cheering during free throws; you’re distracting the players with your support.

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