Connector Staff
Aries: Just because you’re at a sporting event, doesn’t mean you need to start fighting. This isn’t hockey bruh, calm down.
Taurus: There’s definitely not enough overpriced beer at this game.
Gemini: Live tweets the game and makes sure to highlight every single missed shot, by both teams.
Cancer: Actually tears up whenever the score gets close.
Leo: We get it; you look dope in a basketball jersey. Are you even watching the game or just taking selfies? #swag
Virgo: Started planning for March Madness before the home opener even began. It’ll pay off at the end of the season to start preparing now! Really!
Libra: You know, you always said you’d look great with someone taller, right? Basketball players are the new #relationshipgoals
Scorpio: Please stop yelling rude comments during free throws; you’re a bad sports fan.
Sagittarius: Unfortunately, the morph suit isn’t appropriate for basketball games. And we get that you’re enthusiastic but please tone down the Wave attempts.
Capricorn: Someone’s definitely doing some shady betting on how high scoring this game is going to be #hustler
Aquarius: Complains about how basketball doesn’t have the same aggressive thrill as hockey and football but still manages to attend every game.
Pisces: Please stop cheering during free throws; you’re distracting the players with your support.