Aries: Argues every essay question with the professor for extra points. The answer was open to interpretation, okay?

Taurus: Stress eating. More ice cream equals higher grades, right? Right.

Gemini: Cheated off the kid next to them…. and did better on the exam…

Cancer: Breaks down every single time Blackboard freezes. Every. Single. Time.

Leo: Do midterms really even matter when your hair looks that good?

Virgo: Started preparing for midterms during syllabus week and still goes to the professor’s office hours with exam questions #overachiever.

Libra: Has a 50/50 success rate of sweet talking professors into paper extensions.

Scorpio: Stop winking at your professor. It is not going to make them grade you easier and is creepy.

Sagittarius: How is someone still this peppy during midterms? Please put down the double espresso shot, it is starting to scare the rest of us.

Capricorn: It is really not possible to plan each midterm out to the minute, so please give it up.

Aquarius: Do you even care how you are doing on these exams?

Pisces: Has to schedule naps to get through that all night study session and still manages to sleep through at least two exams.