Henry St. Pierre
Connector Staff

After a couple somber, heartbreaking weeks without Yaks from UMass Lowellians in The Connector, the nationally known “Yik Yak Attack” section is back. A big thank you to all you Yik Yak-ers who post such interesting things that inspired us here at The Connector to write articles dedicated to said posts, which led our university to gain national attention from the folks at USA Today.

So, before I list some of the past couple weeks’ best Yaks, keep in mind our friendly disclaimer. I can only include Yaks that aren’t offensive and/or bursting at the seams with explicit language, yet they still have to be entertaining. Every Yak is kept in its original form, except for inappropriate terms that need to be censored because this is a college newspaper and not a pirate ship full of salty sea dogs.

“I just matched with a professor on tinder and he asks me ‘Oh you’re at UML too? What do you teach?’ I just turned 20 lol..”

“Shout out to the kid who just filled an empty gallon water jug with the milk in the dining hall. You are a power move”

“Bookstore just called me. ‘Yeah, that book you ordered 6 weeks ago is never coming in. So come get a refund.’ I mean at least they’re honest……”

“When the bus driver looks at you hurrying to the bus, smiles, then drives away<<<<<”

“At the end of no shave November we should collect all the facial shavings and form a beautiful Umass Lowell quilt that we hang in the Ucrossing lobby”

“I gave this b**** my good pen to use for class and now she’s slobbering all over it and putting her teeth marks in it.”

“I left the teacher a link to my mixtape at the bottom of my essay.”

“I STEPPED ON A LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME A KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LEAF OMFG”

“Kid reading in class mispronounced the country Niger in class and well.. S**t got awkward”